*Change of mind; this blog is NOT closing*

Dear everyone who is still posting here: I can’t bring myself to curtail a lively discussion that started two or three years ago (tho’ I don’t have anything more to say about the Roots song that I haven’t already said). I am even today reading new posts… I’m not going to agree or disagree with any of them: they are a fascinating read, and fun to find on a blog I have seriously neglected but might still be viable in its way. So please carry on posting, chaps (and whatever the femine noun for ‘chaps’ is).

Said the Owl to the Dove…

‘I wish to woo, I wish to woo’
Said the owl to the dove
(For woo’s what you do
When you’re falling in love),
‘I wish to woo,
I wish to woo,
I wish to woo…’

‘Who-who would you woo?’
Cooed the dove in alarm,
‘For I live in a cote,
While you live in a barn,
Which won’t do,
It won’t do,
It won’t do…’

‘If that’s true’, said the owl
Sadly shaking his head,
‘I suppose I might ask
The wood-pigeon instead,
I wish to woo,
I wish to woo,
I wish to woo…’

‘Coo-coo!  You’re so cute,’
Said the friendly wood-pigeon,
‘But to hunt and to hoot
Go against my religion,
It won’t do,
It won’t do,
It won’t do…’

‘If that’s true,’ said the owl
Sadly shaking his head,
‘I suppose I might ask
The fat cuckoo instead,
I wish to woo,
I wish to woo,
I wish to woo…’

‘Well I might steal your nest,’
Laughed the jolly cuckoo,
‘But if you think that I’d want
An old moon-face like you,
You’re cuckoo,
You’re cuckoo,
Your’e cuckoo…! ’

‘Honk Honk!’ hissed the swan,
‘Quack off!’ said the duck,
The hen gave the owl
Her most furious cluck,
‘It won’t do,
It won’t do,
It won’t do…’

‘Dear, dear,’ said the owl
If I can’t find a bird,
Then maybe an animal
Is not so absurd?
I wish to woo,
I wish to woo,
I wish to woo…’

‘Hee-haw,’ laughed the donkey,
Said the camel, ‘Harrumph!’
‘Thick, thick!’, chirped the cricket
The elephant trumped,
The dog growled at owl,
And the cat said, ‘Me, how?’
‘Eek!’ screamed the guinea-pig
‘Bad moos’, said the cow,
The monkey threw coconuts
‘Neigh, Nay!’ said the pony…
At the end of the day,
Owl was really quite lonely.
For all that he’d heard,
His wretched life through:
‘It won’t do,
It won’t do,
It won’t do…’

So if you go out
While the full moon is bright,
Here is the song
Owl still sings in the night,
‘I wish to woo,
I wish to woo,
I wish to woo…’

‘The Dogs of Spain’ – new Dunlin song online

(For background and details to the song’s content, scroll down below the video..)
 
In July, 1588, a muster of 131 Spanish ships sailed from Corunna for England, carrying nearly 25,000 seamen, their intended task being to collect and transport Flemish land troops from Calais to Margate and launch an invasion of England…

Almost half of the vessels in the fleet failed to return and untold thousands of Spanish sailors perished with them.

Following a series of damaging engagements with the English navy in the Channel and off northern France, twenty-six ships were wrecked around the western shores of Ireland, having skirted the British Isles in hazardous conditions, and with inadequate supplies. While some shipwrecked crews were given sanctuary in Ireland by the church, many hundreds of sailors were otherwise stripped, robbed and abandoned; hundreds more were massacred where they landed.

The history-book account of the Armada tells of a legendary victory for Drake, Hawkins, Frobisher and the English Navy – and it seems, at least, in seamanship, planning, tactics, shipbuilding and quality of munitions, the Spanish fleet was outclassed. But skirmishes with the English cannot account for the scale of the castrophic losses suffered by the Spanish in what was, arguably, the worst maritime disaster of all time. Scattering the Spanish fleet off Calais and driving it northward seems to have been all that was necessary for Drake and co. to forestall the invasion; for at this point, only half-a-dozen Spanish vessels had been lost. Drake’s own behaviour – both before and during the invasion – seems to have primarily involved plundering Spanish vessels, on a freelance basis, to increase his own personal wealth: a state-sanctioned pirate, no less. On the Spanish side, King Felipe, Medina Sidonia (naval commander) and the Duke of Parma (Flemish land forces) between them donated the full weight of their strategic incompetence, lack of communication and complete disregard for the provision of adequate supplies or for the sailors’ personal welfare; these coupled with an unshakeable faith that, recognising the holy righteousness of their cause, God would intervene to ensure its ultimate victory. (Possible echoes of recent and ongoing military conflicts?) The Pope, meanwhile, sent his blessings but withheld the funding that might have made a crucial difference.

For the rest of it: ‘Well, some men blame the weather…’

It is a tale with few, if any, heroes – English, Spanish or Irish – but with thousands of victims: nearly all of them Spanish. ‘The Dogs of Spain’ is my imagined (Moley says ‘channelled’ – ha-ha!) narrative of a 16th century trader recruited to man an armed merchantman – a class of Armada ship that was least well-suited to either naval warfare or northern maritime conditions.

I suggest you put the kettle on, or go to the cellar for more ale, well before the song starts – it ain’t a two-and-a-half-minute foot-tapper, if that’s what you were hoping for..

Dunlin: a Gothic Fantasia..

Simon Le Pong

‘Please, please smell me now…
Is there something I should know?’

Once upon a time…

… your external modem used to go ‘hmmmmmmmmmmmm, bleep, bleep, icketty-click, jer-jer-jer-jer-jer-jer-jer, hee-haw, hee-haw, jer, jer, hmph…., ding!’

It might take 38 tries before Compuserve got you connected, but from thereonin, the internet was fast, available, fun and fast..

Talk Talk broadband, it saddens me to report, is slower than someone’s much-beloved grandma at an Asda checkout, in front of you. twiddling with those plastic bags, wetting fingers to accomplish task, fumbling for change – that is, once it becomes apparent that, in the absence of card and PIN no., money comes from purse, purse comes from handbag and hang on a minute my darling; as I rootle about, let’s talk about summer holidays and hairdos…

I reckon the joy of computing – home programming, etc. more-or-less ended with the arrival of Bill Gates’ Windows monopoly.

And the sickest thing is, that this pretty decent Dell machine contracted to Talk Talk to keep me state-of-the-art webwise, takes longer than my old Amstrad used to in the eighties, loading op system from floppies.

There’s no such thing as ‘Meant to be…’

There’s no such thing as ‘meant to be’
As if some deity meant it
But if I say ‘You’re meant for me’
I didn’t just invent it.
It’s ‘meant for me’, not ‘sent for me’
(provided you consent to me)
So, when I say ‘we’re meant to be’
It’s me, I mean, who meant it…

Roots – Show of Hands – follow-up to previous post – with video

Here is the song I deconstructed in my last post. And just read the growing number of pretty nasty racist/nationalist comments current on disply underneath the video and tell me I was wrong in my analysis.

(My own fairly mild comment, to the effect that being born English is not, of itself, an achievement to be proud of, has disappeared under an avalanche of disapproving ‘thumbs down’ reactions. lol!)

‘Roots’ by Show of Hands. Of course the BNP love it..

Hello again..

Steve Knightley, one half of retro-folk duo, Show of Hands, recently had to resort to legal action to prevent his song ‘Roots’ from being used as a running soundtrack on the British National Party’s website.  I am only surprised that Mr Knightley should himself be surprised that the BNP believed the lyric – a hokey paean to supposedly lost English cultural identity – somehow represented their own views, since it exemplifies the kind of grievance, the sentimentality, the nationalism, self-pity and imaginary persecution that have been articulated by fascists through history, from the Third Reich to apartheid South Africa.

However, Emma Hartley (a regular ‘Polly Filler’ for the right-wing Telegraph) blogged on the controversy thus:

‘It’s a terrific song, political to its core, about loss of identity, insidious American cultural imperialism, liberal embarrassment about Englishness and the resulting loss of musical (and other) traditions. Earlier this week there was a reminder in the news pages, if it were needed, that these concerns will not soon be banished. As with all art, though, what you take from it is a personal matter. ‘

I will come to the song’s terrific-ness presently.  But first, if Roots ‘is political to it’s core’ then how can ‘what you take from it’ be ‘a personal matter’?  I suppose that just might be the case where a polemical sentiment is vaguely expressed, and in generalised abstractions (Think: Blake’s ‘Jerusalem’ whose blood-stirring appeal has, in its time, seen it claimed both by socialists and flag-waving nationalists. )  But there seems to me little in the way of ambiguity in the Roots lyric: it bemoans the passing  of a certain, romanticised brand of English cultural identity – implictly caused by an influx of malign foreign influences.  While not racist in intent, the song’s appeal to racists is predictable; prevented by ‘incitement’ legislation from campaigning against non-Aryan minorities, the BNP nowadays resort to doing it by proxy: attacking, instead, ethnically non-‘British’ culture, religion, values etc.

And there is, perhaps, a dangerously fine line between cultural and racial purism.  

Either way, the song’s lyric is, for me, the most ridiculous pile of twaddle yet to emerge from that ‘Anglo-archaic-sentimentalist’ school of folk writing (whose practitioners, mysteriously,  have no problem with performing on non-English, non-traditional and electric instruments).  I will concede, however, the Roots does have a strong tune and powerful singalong chorus that gets afficionados wetting themselves with delight at folk festivals.  But the lyrics? – oh dear…

>>>
‘Roots’

Now it’s been 25 years or more
I’ve roamed this land from shore to shore
From Tyne to Tamar, Severn to Thames
From moor to vale, from peak to fen

[I think Knightley is merely saying here that he has toured the country as a working musican – but lovers of Anglo-archaic-sentimentalism demand something a little more affected. Thus, we get:  ‘From peak to fen’, my arse…]

Played in cafes, pubs and bars
I’ve stood in the street with my old guitar
But I’d be richer than all the rest
If I had a pound for each request

For ‘Duelling Banjos’, ‘American Pie’
It’s enough to make you cry
‘Rule Britannia’, or ‘Swing low…’
Are they the only songs we English know?

[Most English people actually know and even sing hundreds of true folk songs: nursery rhymes, Christmas carols, rugby songs, football chants, cockney music hall ditties etc…  songs genuinely handed on through oral tradition – but not the kind of long-forgotten museum pieces and obscurities that career-oriented folkies flog on CDs from websites.  Not that there is anything wrong with their traditional output, per se ; rather, it is Knightley’s wingeing that the ‘English’ (whoever they may be) ought to adhere to their own cultural roots in preference to foreign, imported material that is so bloody tiresome]

Seed, bud, flower, fruit
They’re never gonna grow without their roots
Branch, stem, shoot
They need roots

[What the hell is  the above  slice of banal fifth-form-poetry attempting to say, here?]

After the speeches, when the cake’s been cut
The disco’s over and the bar is shut
At christening, birthday, wedding or wake
What can we sing ’til the morning breaks

[How about ‘Knees up Mother Brown’ or ‘There were four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness..’?]

When the Indians, Asians, Afro-Celts
It’s in their blood, below their belt
They’re playing and dancing all night long
So what have they got right that we’ve got wrong?

 [Does the ‘we’ here, include British Indians and Asians?  If not, who does Knightley refer to by ‘we’ – Anglo-Saxons?  And the reference to ‘Afro-Celts’ is plain baffling, since the expression can only refer to this gang: http://www.realworldrecords.com/artists/afro-celt-sound-system, a talented and interesting, experimental world-music collective.  Perhaps what the Afro-Celts ‘got right that we’ve got wrong’, is, in fact, a broad-minded eclecticism that – get this many treacherous Anglo music fans seem to be quite keen on. 

And, hmm, given the subsequent BNP saga, that ‘in their blood’ line was perhaps ill-conceived?]

Seed, bud, flower, fruit
They’re never gonna grow without their roots

[Oh, stop it…!]

Branch, stem, shoot
They need roots and

[Now here comes the BIG CHORUS.  More hokey Anglo-romanticism with an ill-fitting and preposterous, seafaring flavour:]

Haul away boys, let them go
Out in the wind and the rain and snow
We’ve lost more than we’ll ever know
‘Round the rocky shores of England
We need roots

[The only things I can think of that have been lost ’round the rocky shores of England’ are wrecking-gangs, lighthouses, cod stocks, bathing machines and fishing fleets.  But if the lyric is veridical, I guess we’ll never know what else has gone, unless Mr Knightley cares to tell us.  Or perhaps, as claimed, he won’t ever know either.]

 And a minister said his vision of hell
Is three folk singers in a pub near Wells

[This is a reference to Kim Howells, MP, who in 2001 said his ‘idea of hell was three folk singers in a pub in Somerset’.  Fair enough –  not everyone likes folk music. So what?]

Well, I’ve got a vision of urban sprawl
There’s pubs where no-one ever sings at all

[Oh get over it, you great bleating pranny!  Anyway, the singing of traditional songs in pubs, has, in my lifetime, always been much more of an Irish than English phenomenon.  The English just sing on the way home.  But if anything, there are more opportunities nowadays than at one time, with dozens of alehouses up here on Merseyside – urban sprawl notwithstanding – that run ‘open mic’ nights where all-comers are welcome to get up and perform anything they like, from Duelling Banjos to Afro-Celtic fusion to embarrassing Show of Hands songs…]

And everyone stares at a great big screen
Overpaid soccer stars, prancing teens
Australian soap, American rap
Estuary English, baseball caps

[‘Estuary English’, indeed? – Disgusting!  As Basil Fawlty might say.]

And we learn to be ashamed before we walk
Of the way we look, and the way we talk
Without our stories or our songs

[Speak for yourself, Steve, and less of that ‘we’ please.]

How will we know where we come from?

[History lessons?]

I’ve lost St. George in the Union Jack
It’s my flag too and I want it back

[Presumably a figurative way of saying that ‘true’ Englishness has been somehow subsumed by a greater, more cosmopolitan Britishness, or something.  Who actually stole the flag and why is not reported, but no wonder the BNP are keen: they want to claim it ‘back’, too.]

Seed, bud, flower, fruit
Never gonna grow without their roots
Branch, stem, shoot
We need roots

[Yes, yes, the roots..]

Haul away boys, let them go
Out in the wind and the rain and snow
We’ve lost more than we’ll ever know
‘Round the rocky shores of England
We need roots…

>>>>

Mike Harding played this  foolishness for the umpteenth time on last week’s Radio 2 ‘Folk, Roots and Accoustic’ show – this time a live, festival recording with the crowd roaring along to the anthemic chorus like nuns on shore leave.  An effect that was vaguely reminiscent of that scene in the park in Cabaret, when the young sweet-voiced, swastika’d youth sings ‘Tomorrow belongs to me’ and in minutes the whole thing erupts into a spontaneous Nurnberg rally. 

Yes, I know, an over-the-top comparision, and of course all those typically mild-mannered, woolly-bearded folkies aren’t fascists – but a dumb lyric is still a dumb lyric.

Richard Lewontin review…

This guy is such a good writer..

http://www.nybooks.com/articles/22694